Careful love, I bite. ;)

Aug 30

looking-4-the-upsides:

Here’s some of the best senior quotes from my school’s yearbook for this year…

Aug 30

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

Aug 30

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

Aug 30

tamahi:

things ppl rly need to stop glorifying

  • not going outside
  • having social anxiety
  • being socially awkard
  • spending all of your time on the internet
  • not talking to people 
  • disliking people
Aug 30
Aug 30

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

Aug 30
Aug 30

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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Aug 30

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

Aug 30

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

Aug 30
Aug 30
Aug 30

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. u aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

Aug 28

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

Aug 28

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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